Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Dinnn <---(sound effect frm chinese movies kinda)
Hello ,Me no english!
So tell me,what's the first thing that comes to mind when I mention rice,math,and chopsticks? That's right,ASIANS! Honourable judges,teachers,and fellow students. I'll tell you now that my speech isn't on asians...It's about their rumored stereotypes! By the way,if you're wondering,I don't own a nail salon,and neither does anyone in my family,but if you want me to do then,I don't mind,I'll make them look like Freddy Krugers,just putting it out there.This is probably a well known rumored stereotype about asians.And that is...asians are smart and really good at math!I don't know about you,but I kinda beleive this rumored stereotype,although I'm not that smart and math is probably my least favorite subject. I know your all thinking "You fail at being asian!Go study in your room,so your parents don't get mad!" All I have to say to that is,that it's a false stereotype,so don't blame me. Oh and another thing,we can't tell the difference between other asians,and read their language. So quit asking us,it looks all the same to us too. The letters? I can kinda tell the difference between the letters,but I can't read them. Okay,let me make this clear....WE DO NOT EAT DOGS! THAT IS DISGUSTING! I don't know who started that and maybe some do,but I don't. Another one,uhhh,oh yea! We only drive Toyotas? That is not true,some of us drive Niisans and maybe even Hondas. Talking 'bout cars,there's this other rumor going around and it says that us asians are bad drivers. I have to disagree about that. I beleive we are great drivers. Take my dad for example, he never goes over the speed limit and he stays between the lines,no worries. For food we don't always eat rice and soy sauce,we eat noodles. So that's not true. We eat chicken too,and watermelon. Since we're talking about food,I'll tell you that baking rice isn't possible. There's another rumor that says asians always hang out with other asians.
That is false,we hang out with wasians and blasians,half asians. I'm just kidding,we have multi-cultural friends. I don't like it when people think I'm Chinese or some other known country.And if your asian and speak your native language,everyone,well some people will think your speaking Chinese. I mean what the heck? Would you like it if I said "hmm your black,your Africian right?" See what I mean? Also when some people try to speak some asian languge,they just say ching chong chiing,and I'm like okaaaay.Listen,I just hate it when your asian,people just assume you know Karate or Kung-Fu. The stereotype comes in handy when someones trying to mess with you,but if they don't beleive the stereotype,your in some big trouble.Don't keep it coming,people will misunderstand. Some people think asian parents are really strict! Yeah,I'll go along with that. Mine are strict and never let me go out,BUT let me make this clear,if an asian gets B's or lower than 90% our parents won't beat us! They won't use their secret hidden Kung-Fu they learned back in "their days". They won't beat us with chopsticks or throw them at us,or whatever some people think. They do what normal parents do,just like any other person! They will ground you,and say "NO RICE FOR A WEEK!" Nahh,I'm just kidding,if you get a C,that will happen. Hey, wondering if my mom bakes rice? No she doesn't,cuz it's not possible,we use a rice cooker. We don't always use chopsticks either,it's a waste of time,and it's called a spoon. I got this one from my sisters friend,she said we always wear high-tops and never low-tops. I know that's not true,ut as for me? Meh,guilty of pleasure. Video game nerds. People think your an obssesive gamer. THAT'S NOT TRUE! I've been stuck in the water temple for
months in Twilight Princess. Then there's anime. Just because it originated in Japan, all asians are over it....including me,but I'm not obssesive,I read the books. What,it's more interesting.Hey,I already said it wasn't true. Apparently in pictures we always throw up the asian gang sign. Yeah,you know,the peace sign. I don't do it but I know some people who doo. Well point is a lot of the sterotypes arn't true,so stop making them up,except the one about us being smart,keep it coming. Make any stereotype about us about us being bad drivers, we'll gang up on you and hit you with our karoke machines. Just watch. BTW,if you need help with lipsinging,drop by my house and I'll give you lessons cuz us asians lipsing like no other! BYE! ............KHMER PRIDE!